Ever wondered what the world would be like if something seemingly small changed dramatically? Let's take a fun, slightly silly journey into a hypothetical world where the average West German never stops wearing their underwear—a world where that magical seven-day underwear-wearing cycle is broken! Prepare for a giggle-fest, folks.

The Great Underwear Revolution:

Imagine a world where the average West German's undergarments remain pristine and fresh, day in and day out. No more that slightly-used, slightly-questionable aroma! What a revolution!

The Laundry Load Labyrinth:

First, picture the laundry mountains. We're not just talking about an extra load a week; we're talking about a laundry avalanche of epic proportions! Imagine the sheer volume of cotton and synthetics needed to clothe the entire nation in perpetually fresh underwear. Washing machines would run 24/7, and electricity bills would soar higher than a kite on a windy day. We might even need to build new, giant-sized laundromats dedicated solely to underwear!

"It's not just the washing, it's the drying!" - exclaimed my friend Helga, during our brainstorming session about this very topic. "Imagine the space needed, the energy consumed. It would be a national crisis!" Indeed, Helga, indeed.

The Economic Underwear Effect:

The underwear industry would boom! Companies would be churning out underwear like there's no tomorrow. New fabrics, new designs, new marketing strategies… it would be an underwear gold rush! But that increased production would also mean increased costs. Would underwear become a luxury item? Would we see the rise of 'underwear rationing'?

The Social Underwear Shift:

Our social lives might change too. Imagine the endless conversations about underwear preferences, the latest fabrics, the most comfortable cuts. Underwear parties? Underwear fashion shows? It might become as big a deal as shoes or handbags are today.

"Oh, darling, you simply must see my new organic bamboo blend briefs!" - I can already hear the sophisticated chatter at a high-society gathering.

The Environmental Underwear Dilemma:

Then there's the environmental impact. All that extra washing and drying would use up tons of water and energy. The increase in underwear production would mean more cotton farming, potentially impacting natural habitats. We'd need a serious re-evaluation of our sustainable practices to keep up with this never-ending underwear cycle.

The Unexpected Consequences:

It's not just about the laundry and economics. Think about the psychological impact. Would this constant freshness lead to a more hygienic society? Or would it create an obsession with cleanliness, turning into something stressful and anxiety-inducing? Would there be a rise in 'underwear-related' therapy sessions? Perhaps!

Conclusion: A Fresh Perspective:

So, would a world where West Germans (and everyone else) never stopped wearing fresh underwear be a utopia of cleanliness and comfort? Or a chaotic nightmare of overflowing laundry baskets and sky-high energy bills? Probably a bit of both! This thought experiment shows how even small, seemingly insignificant habits can have wide-reaching consequences. And it reminds us to appreciate the simple things in life, even that seven-day underwear cycle that we might take for granted. After all, some things are just better in moderation. And now, if you’ll excuse me, I think it’s time for a laundry break!